“All programmers are playwrights,
and all computers are lousy actors.”
—Unknown
“There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.”
—Anonymous
“Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots.
So far, the Universe is winning.”
—Rich Cook
“To iterate is human, to recurse divine.”
—(Old programmer wisdom)
“Search is only as good as what you know you're looking for.”
—Anonymous
“A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.”
—Doug Linder
“The client always knows too much — usually just enough to be dangerous.”
—Old Wisdom
“Software and cathedrals are much the same — first we build them, then we pray.”
—Anonymous
“Write once, debug everywhere.”
—(Java Programmer Adage)
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